I learned a while ago that there are three kinds of people in this world:
For some people, an explanation is sufficient.
For other people, a demonstration is needed.
Then there are the people who need to whiz on the electric fence for
themselves.
Asher
--- Michael Kaufman <
mikekaufman79@...> wrote:
> In an effort to lighten up electic fence enthusiasts
> and inject some play & levity, we can move from
> electirc fence books to electric fence wavs:
> Don't whiz on the electric fence!
> Listen to attachment :)
> In fact there is a whole song:
>
> Dont Whiz On The Electric Fence
>
> When nature's callin'
> Don't be stallin'
> Use your common sense
> Before your let if flow
> Find a place to go
> Just don't whiz on the electric fence
> If you're gonna explode
> You can use the commode
> of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
> No need to explain when you gotta drain
> Just don't whiz on the electric fence
> You can swizzle on the sofa
> Piddle in the air
> Tinkle in the toilet
> That's why it is there
> You can let in rain
> In the breakfast lane
> While waving at ladies and gents
> Just don't whiz on...
> Don't whiz on
> Don't whiz on the electric fence
>
>
>
> --- In BoundaryPoint@yahoogroups.com, aletheia kallos
> <aletheiak@y...> wrote:
> > thanx doctor for your fair answers
> > which i have hopefully rescued & attached below
> > since i meant to inquire more generally
> > & very much appreciate that our bp playground has
> > become for you a showplace of scholarship &
> > as you say below
> > a place of work also
> > while it was formerly only a place of play & levity
> &
> > mere multipunctiliousness
> >
> > which is why i always ask when i dont understand how
> > an interest in
> > for example
> > electrified fences or comparative postal rates or
> > guano law or the many other even less obvious & more
> > bizarre things that people often ask for & bring &
> > even salute here
> > may actually connect with or relate to us
> > & to our special arena & quest for multidimensional
> > accomplishment
> >
> > & i dont know what you all may sometimes think this
> is
> > in all your earnest seriousness & sobriety
> >
> > but what we really have here & what i for one have
> > come here for is the unique opportunity afforded for
>
> > transacting some seriously compounded frivolity
> >
> > so i just want to add
> > & what i really meant to indicate in the first place
> > was
> > i am sincerely glad you & all our other clavers are
> so
> > embedded here
> > & our philatelists so stuck on us
> > & our border lovers so marginally appreciative
> > etc
> > etc
> > etc
> > but would all our electrified fence enthusiasts etc
> > please
> > lighten up
> >
> > Note: forwarded message attached.
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> > Message: 17
> > Date: Fri, 09 Jul 2004 03:30:21 -0000
> > From: "aletheiak" <aletheiak@y...>
> > Subject: Re: Baarle and books
> >
> > >
> > > For those of you who read Dutch or French, you
> may be
> > interested
> >
> > congrats on your success too
> >
> > & again
> > why
> > why might knowing french or dutch interest anyone in
> getting
> > hold of an electric fence
> > book
> >
> >
> > Because if you know those languages you will be able
> to read the text and
> > not just gawp at the pretty pictures.
> >
> > or what do you like about this
> > it is a fair question
> >
> > I like it because it tells a previously unknown (to
> me) story about
> > electrified barbed wire along a national boundary,
> the reasons why, when,
> > whom, etc. It has a map and photos. And it mentions
> Baarle as part of the
> > reason for building the fence.
> >
> >
> >
> > >
> > > If you can find ANY of that on Amazon (apart from
> Glassner's
> > book) you are
> > > doing well!!
> >
> > thanx
> > but again why
> > why would we be doing well
> > except to find glassners book there
> >
> > does it have electric fences too
> >
> > i dont get it
> >
> >
> > Because only Glassner's book is likely to be on
> Amazon. The others are
> > foreign publications, and best to track down in
> country, not from the US or
> > even French or German amazon sites.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Dr Brendan Whyte
> > University of Melbourne
> > Vic 3010
> > AUSTRALIA
> > bwhyte@u...
>
>
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