Subject: cornered & now buckeye az<br/>
Date: Dec 01, 2004 @ 21:25<br/>
Author: aletheia kallos (aletheia kallos &lt;aletheiak@...&gt;)<br/>
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<div id="ygrps-yiv-186953243"><div>youve just enjoyed my successive blown tries&nbsp;to send messages&nbsp;from the jeddito &amp; hopiland claves &amp;&nbsp;likewise my latest vortex nonvisit to the sedona anodes </div>
<div>so&nbsp;today&nbsp;i am reporting&nbsp;a new total of 4 muffs in a row</div>
<div>or yikes perhaps even 10 in a row if you will allow me all 7 cities of cibola for missing only 1</div>
<div>as i skulk away from my first last &amp; best hope of any cibola at all</div>
<div>namely cibola az</div>
<div>indeed having never come within 30 miles of it</div>
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<div>now of course anyone with a california drivers license still intact would have just driven over the bridges from ehrenberg to blythe &amp; then from blythe to cibola</div>
<div>on paved roads all the way per delorme</div>
<div>but since i am being a civilly disobedient conscientious nonparticipant in my no longer recent &amp; already highly aggravated seatbelt arrests in california</div>
<div>my connecticut driving privilege has actually been terminated for want of several hundreds of dollars now in the golden state</div>
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<div>have you ever heard of such a thing</div>
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<div>terminated by caleefornia</div>
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<div>or i should say i have termeenated california as a place i would like to drive in just now</div>
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<div>&amp; as a result i condemned myself to 35 miles of washboard &amp; hardscrabble on the arizona side of the colorado river</div>
<div>but&nbsp;very sensibly &amp; very soon pardoned &amp; completely exonerated myself of it</div>
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<div>hence still no cities of cibola are being reported at this time</div>
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<div>&amp; as i continued on my merry way anyway toward my next tries</div>
<div>namely yuma &amp; advanced sunbathing &amp; maybe even another nip at mxn aka azbcca</div>
<div>since i have long desired to just torch the tall&nbsp;dense dry&nbsp;reeds there &amp; expose the elusive reclusive tripoint position at midstream&nbsp;to broad daylight &amp;&nbsp;easy visibility &amp; access</div>
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<div>&amp; i dont think&nbsp;lighting a fire in the desert is a crime yet</div>
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<div>but</div>
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<div>about 50 miles south of quartzsite i spotted on the horizon the familiar &amp;&nbsp;telltale form of&nbsp;a border patrol rear guard outpost of just the sort i inadvertently fell behind at las cruces exactly a year ago with exactly the same quantity&nbsp;of killer weed on board</div>
<div>&amp; tho&nbsp;this outpost&nbsp;was deserted </div>
<div>&amp; possibly even defunct like the one in truth or consequences nm is&nbsp;said to be</div>
<div>i immediately turned about face &amp; extended my territorial termination to all points south as well</div>
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<div>&amp; moreover found myself completely surrounded at that point&nbsp;besides by the yuma proving ground artillery &amp; bombing ranges</div>
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<div>so i could do nothing but retreat toward quartzsite &amp; points either north or east only thank you</div>
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<div>being indisposed to return north to the cold i had just so comfortably skirted</div>
<div>i am in fact heading east now</div>
<div>which seems appropriate enough on a west to east transcontinental journey</div>
<div>&amp; am also putting a hold on&nbsp;any more new&nbsp;pointing or other tries for the balance of 2004</div>
<div>just to savor a delicious&nbsp;full month of this record setting 4 or 7 or 10 blown tries in a row or however many it really is</div>
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<div>&amp; this will also give someone other than myself a chance to make the final try or tries of this years&nbsp;try pointing season</div>
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<div>i did however indulge a palindromic fantasy in salome az this morning</div>
<div>a&nbsp;desert junction&nbsp;that bills itself simply as</div>
<div>where she danced</div>
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<div>&amp; boasts a church of st john the baptist too</div>
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<div>&amp; even has an official looking&nbsp;hysterical marker identifying dick wick &amp; his fake laughing gas as partly responsible for the great fame of the place</div>
<div>so at this point&nbsp;i am guessing salome was the name of a real dance hall girl</div>
<div>&amp; john the baptist a subsequent frontier joke</div>
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<div>but anyway</div>
<div>as you may already have guessed</div>
<div>i am of course there&nbsp;looking for any sign of </div>
<div>or reason to create&nbsp;</div>
<div>some womens organization or team or really any girls ensemble of any sort at all called the&nbsp;</div>
<div>salome femolas</div>
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<div>seems like such a natural</div>
<div>whatever the historic&nbsp;circumstances may have been</div>
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<div>&amp; was also wanting to post from so felicitously named a hamlet in the middle of nowhere</div>
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<div>so when i asked nicki the barmaid</div>
<div>well more like a fertility goddess</div>
<div>for the internet she sent me over to barbara the innkeeper</div>
<div>a similarly large &amp; feminine type</div>
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<div>so there&nbsp;i had already bagged my legal&nbsp;minimum 2 femolas</div>
<div>no matter what&nbsp;happened next</div>
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<div>but barbaras internet connection&nbsp;proved to be&nbsp;down</div>
<div>&amp; she told me&nbsp;the girls sports teams at salome high are called only the frogs &amp; the bobcats</div>
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<div>&amp; since&nbsp;i couldnt bring myself to pry further </div>
<div>or reveal more of my intent for its sheer silliness</div>
<div>i simply made good my escape at that point </div>
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<div>&amp; that is indeed&nbsp;all she wrote</div>
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<div>my new name&nbsp;still remains to be unveiled locally&nbsp;</div>
<div>&amp; nicki &amp; barbara&nbsp;also remain&nbsp;for now the worlds only salome femolas</div><p>
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