Subject: donut tripointing was Re: US Border Controls and Canada -- an edito rial
Date: Nov 07, 2002 @ 13:28
Author: acroorca2002 ("acroorca2002" <orc@...>)
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--- In BoundaryPoint@y..., Michael Kaufman

> Strangely enough. I have never tasted a Krispy Kreme
doughnut or Tim
> Horton's. Seen quite a few TH's in Canada. Dunkin' Donuts
pretty much has
> a monopoly around here. I strongly believe that Eastern
Massachusetts has
> more Dunkin' Donuts per capita than any other place on earth.

boy am i glad you mentioned this mike
since lately any stray association anyone has with anything
anybody says about anything is considered within the
boundaries of our infinitely expanding bp universe
& i have been wanting to discuss dunkin donut tripoints for some
time now
but just couldnt imagine how to stuff them in without seeming
impertinent

for tho it is usually easy enough to see the powdery boundary
between the donut & the air or the hand
nevertheless i have often found it extremely difficult if not
impossible to ascertain in advance the wet&dry boundary
between the jelly filling & its doughy enclosure

fortunately however the trijunction of air & dough & jelly
aka the aidoje tripoint
is usually fairly well demarcated on dunkin donuts by that little
bung hole where the jelly issues from if you are not careful to bite
it at that precise point & suck some of the contents out before
they break thru & issue from the enclosure elsewhere

now since practically everyone here likes to invent & talk about
what they are pleased to call border issues
as if these really were issues
i would just like to point out that in the case of the lemon flavored
dunkin donuts the filling is generally so thick that
no matter how hard or carefully one sucks
a burst of goo generally winds up issuing from an unexpected
location & getting all over your beard
& that is a real issue

& they never give you enough napkins

really dont you think everyone should be treated equally to
enough napkins whether they are an arab or not

but i digress

of course the border issue is greatly compounded if the donut is
a little stale
as dunkin donuts usually are

interestingly
such unexpected new aidoje tripoints dont seem to occur quite
so easily with lemon krispy kremes or lemon tim hortons
evidently because they are usually fresher

but since the photo files are already stuffed i wonder if any
member would scan their donut
carefully to be sure
& post the outline map directly
before we run out of messages too
which is to say any time before 10000
if my prediction proves correct

anyway i can hardly wait to find that out also
so regardless of whether anyone has the desired donut
i would just like to say thanx to all to picking up the pace so nicely
& i know we can go even faster if we really try
especially if we consider the holes of nonjelly donuts as claves
no less than the holes of the dunkin donuts bagels
which are often softer than the dunkin donuts donuts anyway
& regard nothing as too stale or beyond the pale