hahahaha
but does this mean we lose our coastal & navigable waters to the crown too
just like canada
duh
well nothing doing in that case
because it would cost us most of our tristate points & all 18 of our
federative maritime tripoints
& that is too great a price to have to pay for our stupidity
>
>NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>
>To the citizens of the United States of America,
>
>In the light of your failure to elect a President of
>the USA and thus to
>govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the
>revocation of your
>independence, effective today.
ok ok no problem
for we are all interdependent anyway
so long as we recognize we are all true sovereigns
& all with divine rights
>
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
>monarchical duties
>over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
>Except Utah, which
>she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt.
>hon.
>Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until
>now been unaware that
>there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a
>minister for America
>without the need for further elections. Congress and
>the Senate will be
>disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next
>year to determine whether any of you noticed.
>
>To aid in the transition to a British Crown
>Dependency, the following rules
>are introduced with immediate effect:
>
>1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford
>English Dictionary. Then
>look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide.
>You will be amazed at
>just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
>Generally,
>you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
> Look up
>"vocabulary".
>
>2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will
>let Microsoft know on
>your behalf.
>
>3. You should learn to distinguish the English and
>Australian accents. It
>really isn't that hard.
>
>4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast
>English actors as the
>good guys.
>
>5. You should relearn your original national anthem,
>"God Save The Queen",
>but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would
>not want you to get
>confused and give up half way through.
hahahahaha
>
>6. You should stop playing American "football". There
>is only one kind of
>football. What you refer to as American "football" is
>not a very good
>game.
wait til florida plays florida state this saturday
>
>The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world
>outside your borders
>may have noticed that no one else plays "American"
>football. You will no
>longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play
>proper football.
>
>Initially, it would be best if you played with the
>girls. It is a
>difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in
>time, be allowed to
>play rugby (which is similar to American "football",
>but does not
>involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
>wearing full kevlar
>body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get
>together at least a US
>rugby sevens side by 2005.
>
>7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using
>nuclear weapons if
>they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were
>not aware that there
>is a world outside your borders should count
>yourselves lucky. The
>Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is
>French for "sh*t".
>
>8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November
>8th will be a new
>national holiday, but only in England. It will be
>called "Indecisive Day".
>
>9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap
>and it is for your
>own good. When we show you German cars, you will
>understand what we mean.
hey i agree
luckily my chevy was made in canada
>
>10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving
>us crazy.
>
>Thank you for your cooperation.
& thank you doug for being here with us
m